February 2012
994 posts
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my boyfriend changed my tumblr password BYE GUYS ...
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OMFG OMFG OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG CUTE KID IN FRONT OF ME...
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eating raw egg noodles cause i wanted crunchy thigns but potato chips are unhealthy. SO SATISFYING TO CRUNCHCRUNCH NOODLES DUDES.
1612th:
throwing paint on grass and actually watching paint dry and grass grow at the same time would still be more interesting than going to school tomorrow
it feels kinda nice to have anon messages
clearlyshameless:
in a weird kind of way
HEY GLEE
aspoonfuloftimeywimey:
YOU HAVE TO WAIT SEVEN WEEKS TO FIND OUT WHAT HAPPENS? WOW. JUST WOW. I REALLY FEEL FOR YOU GLEE FANDOM.
TRY HAVING TO WAIT A YEAR OR TWO. THEN WE WILL TALK ABOUT FANDOM ANGST.
SHERLOCK FANDOM OUT.
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eating nestle chocolate powder out of the can...
If Common Sense Was Used in Government and the...
Citizen: I don't believe in abortion.
Government: Then don't get one.
Citizen: I don't believe in birth control.
Government: You don't have to use it.
Citizen: I think gay marriage is a sin.
Government: Don't marry the same sex then.
Citizen: I want my kids to learn about creationism.
Government: Take them to church.
jawnthehedgehog:
sometimes
i randomly think of how homophobic my mom is
and i sob
because
why would you hate someone because they’re gay
why
When you watch something really scary... →
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supey:
geromy:
crowry:
i’m doing that thing again, where i put commas in places they dont need to be, because i am too used, to writing, in tags,
i do this but i
hit
enter
instead
well i hit enter a lot anyways because of aim
god forbid
anyone talks to me
#IN FACT #I THINK MY TAGS #GET WEIRD BREAKS #BECAUSE I’M #USED TO TYPING #LIKE THIS ON AIM
#1M SO GL4D 1 H4V3N’T P1CK3D...
me: omg let's go do something productive today!
tumblr: are you sure?
me: yeah I need a social li-
tumblr: do you
tumblr: do you really
me: but I have no frie-
tumblr: I'm your friend
me: but I was just gon-
tumblr: sh sit down
me: ok
You Know You're a Sherlock Fan When...
telepathicmagnet:
poshprogrammer:
Someone says, “I was just pulling your leg,” and you retort with “DAMN MY LEG!!!”
You find yourself trying to “deduce” things about the people around you
“THAT’S WHAT PEOPLE DO!” is a suitable answer for most questions.
You have set someone, or everyone’s text tone to Irene’s moan
You take your coffee “black, two sugars”
It’s God-tiss, not Gatiss, and...
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okay face spam time i think. just cause i'm bored....
glee fandom: ugh glee is on a two month hiatus AGAIN
doctor who fandom: lol
sherlock fandom: ha ha
sherlock fandom: ha
sherlock fandom: ha
sherlock fandom: cute
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Why being a girl isn't working out for me:
Body: Oh, guess what time of the month it is!
Me: Please, god, no--
Ovaries: ALL SYSTEMS GOOOOOOOO!!!
Brain: I quit. i quit. kittens and cupcakes and no one loves me. oh my god salty snacks i am furious
Me: Please, guys, calm down--
Face: TIME TO RUIN EVERYTHING YOU HAVE EVER LIKED ABOUT ME. I'M GROWING MOUNTAINS, BITCHES.
Brain: And now I'm ugly! shbdksdnksbn
Torso: Time to practice labor. cramp this bitch up. GO GO GO GO GO GO
Me: STOP IT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!
Stomach: lol clothes cant fit you anymore. you are bloated. you are now a balloooooooon!
Me: I hate you all
Brain: I KNOW EVERYONE HATES ME I AM SO DEPRESSED. we need to procreate.
Face: Lol, i'm not done yet.
Uterus: what did i ever do to deserve this?
Brain: you just wait uterus. they're going to make you hold a baby for like 9 months straight.
Uterus: You mother fuckers.
Torso: CONTRACT!
Me: I quit being female, I am now a llama.
Brain: Me gusta.
watching the fantastic mr fox in class. pretty...
i've fully disassembled two phones in the last two...
If need more Doctor Who and Sherlock on my dash,...
ibuiltswag:
/death
knew what it was from the first like 5 seconds. ALWAYS REBLOG
Jaya: if you start counting
calories
i will incinerate you
i will buy
me: lol
Jaya: a giant furnace
me: dont burn me
please
i'd rather be turned into shoes
Jaya: and i will cut up your not-fat limbs
me: just dont
Jaya: and i will burn you.
me: burn me please